whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via delaney-does-it-for-baltimore)

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

(Source: jellyworld, via delaney-does-it-for-baltimore)

pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(via bambibelieves)

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

u did not

(via delaney-does-it-for-baltimore)